Okay, it's provably me. Eventually it occurred to me to find an XML sample that has external links, and there's exactly one: the math example.
http://www.princexml.com/samples/math.xmlAnd, after realizing the reason it didn't work is it refers to an obsoleted W3C DTD standard, I pulled that standard out of the wayback machine.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080403222108/http://www.xml.org/xml/schema/e95210e7/xml.dtdAnd whereas for god knows what reason Prince can't consume the Wayback Machine's presentation, probably because of their horribly illegal URLs, if you pull that up in a browser, the browser with face in palm DWIM, and then you can re-host that DTD somewhere else, and suddenly, external links.
So,
then, we have something of a notion of what's going on. Facepunch the XHTML attlist out of that XML-PI schema directive, and pow!, away go the links.
So it's actually something in the XHTML schema that makes anchors go vroom. Drop that extension reference into my own document, and Jack-Kirby style Awakathoom!, it starts working.
For readers facing the same problem, you want to add this fragment to your DTD PI:
[<!ATTLIST a xmlns CDATA #FIXED "http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">]
Since that's pretty opaque, I'll give you my DTD PI before:
<!DOCTYPE proposal SYSTEM "prop.dtd">
And after:
<!DOCTYPE proposal SYSTEM "prop.dtd" [<!ATTLIST a xmlns CDATA #FIXED "http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">]>
This, uh. Should probably be documented somewhere.
Later I'm going to figure out what in that attribute list actually makes this function. Sadly, this document needs to be out tomorrow morning, so I currently cannot chase the tech monkey.
DAMN YOU, TECH MONKEY!
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